teenagerposts:

this is so pure

January 1^st

harlivy:

so we have a letter board in the apartment

January 1^st

dabitrans:

Holy shit.

January 1^st

carry-on-my-wayward-artblog:

ghost-with-the-toast:

carry-on-my-wayward-artblog:

Batman is cool and all, but how does Bruce Wayne treat his low wage workers

Pretty well, if I remember rightly. 

I’m working off memory here, but he hires ex-cons and former sex-workers (giving one young woman a business card as Batman and telling her Wayne Industries was hiring receptionists), pays for his employees’ scholarships, hires people released from Arkham, made sure no employees were sacked when WI took over GothCorp after their CEO was fired, hired a bunch of homeless guys he met while undercover as a homeless guy (investigating the kidnapping of Gotham’s homeless, which turned out to be a slavery/human trafficking ring).

He also runs the Thomas/Martha Wayne Foundations, which provide cheap medical clinics and soup kitchens across Gotham. Both fall under the Wayne Foundation: The primary aims of the foundation are, globally, to enhance healthcare and reduce extreme poverty, to expand educational opportunities and access to information technology, and to fund scientific research and help altruistic people with research by providing facilities and training.

According to Wikipedia, his company is researching cures to HIV/AIDs and alternative fuel sources, if that helps any.

Excellent comment 10/10, good to know Batman is awesome

January 1^st

chefpyro:

joey-wheeler-official:

chefpyro:

chefpyro:

I never learned how to swim and at this point I’m too embarrassed to

We have dams dude this isnt fucking atlantis

yeah but they wont hold forever…

Underestimate the power of Dutch engineering again and I’ll obliterate you

January 1^st

adamtots:

lol

December 31^st

childhoodruiner:

mechutha:

mrfistsalad:

Shown:

Nickelodeon Studios Sign (above)
Nickelodeon Studios Sign post-Dan Schneider (below)

Doesn’t dan Schneider have a confirmed foot fetish

December 31^st

sarahbennet:

ishipitlikeups:

ipomoeaj:

adamazur:

“Victorian Velociraptor with Violets.” Acrylic and liquid gold leaf on Rives BFK. Made by Adam Mazur. 

“MOTHER WHY HASN’T THE DUKE CALLED AGAIN?”

Someone painted this.

Someone out there sat down and said that they were going to paint this.

Somebody planned this out and then did it.

What a time to be alive.

I HAVE BEEN LOOKING FOR THIS FUCKING THING FOR MONTHS

December 31^st

surprisebitch:

pastelroyalty:

This is the funniest email I have ever received from a professor

also most considerate

December 31^st

nonasuch:

nonasuch:

nonasuch:

“average spider-man movie contains 1.85 spider-men" factoid actualy just statistical error. average spider-man movie contains 1 spider-man. Spider-Man: Into the Spider-Verse, which lives in multiverse & contains 7 spider-men, is an outlier adn should not have been counted

Well, this post managed to pick up eight pornbots since yesterday, which is actually MUCH worse than any post I had go viral before the tumblrpocalypse, and I can’t even hide them because the pornbots no longer put text in their reblogs.

I also found several of my totally work-safe posts have been flagged. I cannot get a review button to appear on them, even with any of the various workarounds.

So like. Keep up the good work, @staff.

Three more since that reblog, not even four hours ago. I think I’m just using this post to track how bad the pornbot problem still is, from now on.

December 31^st